The Luxembourgians are coming! The Luxembourgians are coming!
It has coming to my attention that Luxembourg (AKA the Grand Duchy of Luxembourg) intends to launch an invasion of Benin (AKA Republic of Benin). Action must be taken at once. The Luxembourgish forces, though diminutive, are capable and determined. Further, Luxembourg has recently entered an arms race with Tuvalu. As well as a massive stockpile of pointy sticks, they now posses stones. That's right people, they intend to break bones. Our response must be swift, merciless, and to the beat of a nice tune, although arrangments will be made for those who wish to march to the beat of their own drummer. More later.
posted by Bubbalo at 5:04 AM
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